OBAMA: No ‘silver bullet’ to bring down the price of gas.

His ’six-gun’ only shoots green bullets.

GREAT NEWS: Superman to renounce his U.S. citizenship. But “[i]sn’t he … an illegal alien? Since when did we start admitting people from Krypton, anyway? Ah well. More work available now for American patriots like Batman and Spider-Man.”

THERE. NOW IT'S FIXED: "In a major strategic shift, the Service Employees International Union plans to use its giant political operation to try to build a[n] grass-roots astroturf movement of public protest and organization similar to the massive show of pro-labor support that overran Madison, Wis. last month."

NOW WE KNOW: "Shared sacrifice" means you share the sacrifice.

NOT JUST any idiot.