JOE BIDEN on shotguns for self defense. Best comment: "For the record, blasting a hole in your door with a shotgun in order to 'deter people coming in' is not a very good idea. Assuming you didn't just murder the UPS man or one of your kid's friends you just opened a large entry to your home. And now your gun is unloaded."

THE NEW YORK TIMES fails grade-school mathematics. Pi r-squared? No, pie are round.

CUOMO: Hollywood is going to be exempt from New York’s gun laws. So .. if Hollywood can use real weapons without real ammunition, can NY citizens do the same?

DEEP THREATS: the Obama administration appears to be imploding. More here.

Let the mocking continue....

DIONNE and gone around the bend. I rarely waste my time with Dionne any more.

WILL DUMB CUTS trump smart cuts? No, but they will trump no cuts.

HEH. And the Oscar for Sequester Goes to...

MY, MY: "David Plouffe is an Ass."

DAMN! Those women just won't stay on the plantation.

MORNING EXAMINER: Obama has lost all credibility on sequestration.

PROBABLY NOT. Did the stimulus work?

MOCK THEM: Michelle Malkin defends mocking first lady's late night appearance.

I had seen her video, not realizing it was Michelle, but the most important part of her appearance on Hannity's show is her comments on the importance of mockery.

HOUSE INTRODUCES new bill to change NASA management. It's not clear to me that NASA management is the problem....

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

TWEETS OF THE DAY: "Does This Sequester Make My Lies Look Big?"

I'm particularly enamored of the Donna Brazile tweet. As a major Democrat operative, it's good for her to find out that she's just another 'little person'.

JUST DESSERTS.

DEMOCRATS still obsessed with Citizens United. Those evil corporations....