SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE CRACKING: Texas Democrat Gene Wu's latest whine is one for the books.

One can hope that their voters will kick the bums out. It's Texas, so maybe....

JUSTICE FOR P'NUT AND FRED: The New York couple whose beloved pet squirrel and raccoon were killed by wildlife officials in 2024 have decided it's time to seek justice. They're suing New York after the execution of their beloved pets.

Ten million isn't enough. Bankrupt the malefactors.

NEW JERSEY'S ELECTRIC BILLS may should cost the Democrats the state.

THE BABYLON BEE is publishing news again....

NEW YORK CITY is about to enjoy a sh*t sandwich....

A CROWD RENTAL COMPANY has seen paid protester requests surge 400% amid Trump’s federal takeover of city police.

"Most people don't know this, but many protesters are literally on the payroll – Capitol Hill staffers from both parties are often expected to show up at rallies and protests on their own time," he said. "So yes, most attendees are being paid or are there because it’s part of their job. That doesn’t mean they don’t support the cause – but it does mean these crowds aren’t as ‘organic’ as they appear on TV."

Just in case it wasn't already obvious....

IF YOU WANTED TO QUIETLY UNDERMINE AMERICA, is there a better way than this?

It's the Ivy League. Ban everything, just not for themselves.

KURT SCHLICHTER: Never mind the annoying lickspittle; just do things.

RANDOM THOUGHT: Rename ABC's 'The View' the 'Whine Cellar'.

MORE THAN YOU'D EVER WISH TO KNOW about gerrymandering.

Just remember it's patriotic when Democrats do it....

RANDOM THOUGHT: Calling junk mail spam is an insult to spam.