THE STATE of modern feminism.

Paraphrasing H.L. Mencken: “Puritanism Feminism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”

CHUCK SCHUMER'S NANNY STATE: No (flavored) e-cigarettes for kids. Make them smoke the real thing instead.

PELOSI'S MID-TERM ELECTION MESSAGE TO AMERICANS: Give us your crumbs.