NOEMIE EMERY: Carly cleans up.

Feminists tend to be cute when they're mad, and they've never been madder than they are at the moment, when they're seeing their long-held dream of a Hillary regency blow up in front of their eyes. Their problems seem to stem from three major facts: They hitched their wagon to the wrong star; they assumed female accord on all things, most of all on abortion; and they ignored what occurred in the 2010 midterms, which should have taught them lessons they chose to ignore.

There are 'feminists'; then there are real feminists....