SCRATCH TWO MORE fast-food joints from my list of acceptable eateries. "Have It Your Way" meant something, especially back in the day when a hamburger was prepackaged and taken off a warmer. "Be Your Way" and "Live Mas" aren't food choices; they're lifestyle recommendations.

Thank you very much, but I don't need -- or want -- your lifestyle advice. There are plenty of other fast-food joints out there willing to just sell food, and I'll be going their way....