CARDIOLOGIST FUNERAL

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart ... covered in flowers ... stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the
eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then
closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm so sorry.... I was just thinking of my
own funeral ... I'm a gynecologist!"

From my email.