WE’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT, and we’re here to help (second item): “So, the purpose of government is to take my money, filter it through a bunch of agencies and contractors, each taking their cut, and then give a small fraction of it back to me to spend on ‘approved’ services. Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘I'm from the government and I'm here to help.’ I wish they would stop helping.” So do I.