A LESSON Democrats will can never learn: “Caring don’t pay the bills.” A truly fine rant about taxes and budget cutting. Here are some nuggets:

(budget cuts) “[T]hat’s like a 600 pound man who’s heart is about to explode congratulating himself that he got a hamburger instead of a cheeseburger… for his fifty-seventh meal of the day.”

(Social Security trust fund) “[E]xpecting congress to save money is like expecting crack whores to save crack.”

(ethanol) “I went from 35 to 27 mpg when they started adding corn and rainbows to my gas.”

Read the whole thing and scan through the comments. Linked from Instapundit.