LUCKY IN NEW YORK. And according to our current counter-terrorism policy, when New York is finally nuked, the police will catch the terrorists – if there are any police left. They will be prosecuted - if there are any courts left. They will be convicted - if there are any jurors left to convict them. And they will be jailed – if any jails remain to hold them.

And we will be happy that our democratic ideals remained intact.