I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE UNICORN-POWERED BUSES ON FANTASY ISLAND:

'NUFF SAID.

COMING SOON to a gas station near you.

CAN WE SEND DR. RACHEL LEVINE? NASA is working to send its first woman to the lunar surface.

Return not required....

FIRST IT WAS THE JEWS; now white people aren't human.

Farrakhan, his allies in Black Lives Matter, Antifa, and other 'woke' progressive need to understand that pissing off every member of the dominant culture is no way to make friends and influence people.

Quite the contrary....

DILBERT explains progressives.

It's what you do when you have nothing else to offer....

SWALWELL SUES: I'm looking forward to discovery.

And countersuits....

THERE ARE WOKESTERS IN TEXAS? Who knew?

YOU THINK DR. SEUSS IS BAD? Here are 12 more children's books that should be canceled immediately.

But support The Tuttle Twins. I did.

OUR PUBLIC SCHOOLS: Worse than you can imagine.

I can imagine a lot, but this is too much, even for me. It's time -- defund public schools and give parents a choice. They can certainly do no worse.

I LOVED NEW MEXICO when I went to college there in the 60's and 70's but since I left in 1980, the victimhood has taken over and turned the state deep blue. Why I had to drive 250 miles (to Texas) to get my COVID vaccination.

BLUE-ANON: Q-Anon has a competitor on the progressive Left.

Heh. Enjoy the stupidity.

SPRINGTIME 2021: It's time to start my annual weekly 'spring is springing' picture series. I start this year with the reason for the season: buds showing. This little rascal started the season - a bit early, in my estimation - by showing the first buds of the season.

Now for the traditional pond view taken from the back (now side) deck. The reason for the change of name will be clear further down. As expected this time of year the pond is easily visible. Hopefully it will remain visible as we're going to have a lot of the brush cleared out in the forseeable future.

This the traditional fire pit view, with a difference this year - about 20 trees have been taken out to make room for a garden barn to be installed (hopefully) next month. So our northern forest will become an actual yard, to be named the front yard (hence the back deck becomes the side deck).

More future construction - here's the new driveway, not really visible since there's no gravel on it yet. The old driveway, sort of visible on the right, will be filled in to become a garden/front yard. Enough trees have been taken out that we're hopeful plants - maybe even grass - will grow.

The pile of dirt in this photo is the location of the future barn. With good weather and better luck it will be flat and stable enough for the barn by next week.

Next is a more-or-less traditional view of our house, taken from the road. If all goes well, the barn will be visible in front of the left side of our house, and the current driveway will cease to exist.

Finally a view down our road to the highway. It's clear right now, but by the time the final spring picture is taken it will be a tunnel.

Come back next week for more.

ELITE NAVEL-GAZING IS BAD FOR OUR HEALTH: ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ is racist.

Just because academia -- at least the progressive element -- is batshit crazy does not mean we have to follow.

BECAUSE LATINO MEN ARE MEN? Democrats have a problem appealing to Latino men.

And to add insult to injury, Democrats won't learn until after it's too late -- if then.

JERRY NADLER [D(umber than dirt)-NY]: "God’s will is no concern of this Congress."

Well, his half, maybe.

A BIT LATE, but PowerLine's Week in Pictures is chock full of goodies this week. Apropos of the new Biden administration, my favorite:

Now go see the rest (including the mouse).

IF ANY IS NEEDED: More proof that reality and Nancy Pelosi have little nothing in common.

Read the comments.

MONTGOMERY COUNTY, MARYLAND solves the crime problem.

For the rest of us, that is. All we need to do is wait until all the thieves and thugs have moved in, then put in a fence topped with razor wire and gates locked from the outside.

Maybe just extend the Capitol fence to surround both D.C. and Montgomery County....

THE DIPLOMAD ON AMERICA 2021: "Malaise caused by a drip."

ANOTHER DWARF SELF-IDENTIFIES:

Taken from this TownHall cartoon page.