MR. PRESIDENT, here's your next appointment to the federal bench.

DEMOCRATS -- the caring Karen party.

Karens are not necessarily female; I suggest the male version be called 'Karls' -- after the progressives' patron saint.

TO END THE EVENING WITH A CHUCKLE:

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

From my email.

THIS IS A BAD THING? The coronavirus is deadliest where Democrats live.

Actually, it is. Even though it is often hard to tell, they are officially human.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED 'KARENS': "White liberals are the most racist people around. And the most entitled and officious."

WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for May 26, 2020 (note horizontal scale change):

The decline continues....

The estimated death rate remains stable today, up a bit at 0.1053%, and the estimated percentage of Americans not yet infected continues its downward trend to 71.277%. Herd immunity is still (very slowly) building.

Georgia's coronavirus caseload remains relatively stable.

ACCORDING TO HOYT: some post-Memorial Day thoughts.

IN MEMORIAM, 2020.

THE DEEP STATE on proceeding strictly 'by the book'.

ISN'T IT GREAT? “Fear is gripping the American public health and media establishments: they are losing control.”

Click through and read it all.

NOT "WE ALL FAILED". You failed.

A TRIBUTE to First Lady Melania Trump.

She doesn't get the credit she richly deserves.

MEMORIAL DAY 2020: This Memorial Day we visited the Veterans Administration National Cemetary in Canton, Georgia. Here are some pictures:

This first one is of the line of automobiles entering the cemetary. It took us well over an hour to get from the entrance of the cemetary to a place where we could park alongside the road and get out. It was very gratifying to see so many Georgians out honoring those veterans who have served.

Here is the Columbarium, where ashes of the deceased are kept.

Another view. I think there were a total of 15-16 rows. The flowers are new; I saw several people leave arrangements, and one particularly poignant one was a crayon drawing of a man on a horse by 6-year old to his grandfather.

One of several graveyard sections. Many had small flags planted; many others had coins left on the gravestones.

Finally a view of a new section opening up. The National Cemetary in Canton is relatively new, opening in 2006. It's a beautiful area in the Georgia countryside.

WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for May 25, 2020:

The decline continues. The estimated rate continues to decline, at 0.1046% tonight, and the estimated percentage of Americans not yet infected continues its downward trend at 71.458%. Herd immunity is building, although slowly.

Georgia's coronavirus caseload remains relatively stable, nearly 3 weeks after reopening.

A MAN NAMED HAROLD; and a president named Barack.

This summarizes how most liberals view the US military:

Harold was a bright child. He grew up in America. He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him. Harold was full of life but was cut short in a violent moment. While few people had ever heard of Harold before his death, many did afterward And in death, something very shocking happened. What was so shocking, especially when it is compared to the death of someone else recently in the news?

Harold was Harold Greene, Major General, United States Army. On Aug. 5, 2014, Major General Greene was killed by a Taliban terrorist.

He was returned to America with full military honors.

It has been a tradition that the president attends the funeral of General and Flag officers killed in the line of duty.

Richard Nixon attended the funeral of a Major General Casey killed in Vietnam and George W. Bush attended the funeral of Lieutenant General Timothy Maude, who was killed in the 9/11 attacks.

While Major General Greene was buried, Barack Obama was golfing. The Vice President wasn't there either. Neither was the Secretary of Defense.
Flags were not even lowered half-mast.

Four days after Harold Greene gave his life for America, Michael Brown was killed in Ferguson, Missouri.

Brown was at best a young thug. In the minutes before his death, he committed a robbery at a local convenience store. According to other reports, Brown struck Officer Darren Wilson and shattered his orbital bone. Obama sent a three-person delegation to Brown's funeral!

Neither Obama nor Biden would attend the funeral of the highest ranking military officer killed in the line of duty since 9/11, yet he sent a delegation to the funeral of a thug.

When Margaret Thatcher, one of America's staunchest allies and Ronald Reagan's partner in bringing down Soviet communism died, Obama sent only a small low-level delegation to her funeral. The snub was not missed by the British.

When Chris Kyle, the most lethal American sniper in history was murdered, there was no expression of sympathy from the White House.

But when Whitney Houston died from drug overdose, the Obama/Biden administration ordered all flags be flown at half-mast.

There was no White House delegation at the funeral of an American hero. American heroes die and Obama goes to the golf course.

A thug dies and he gets a White House delegation.

No wonder most "REAL" Americans hold Obama in such contempt, especially members of our Military.

And Biden is now expounding on how great the Obama/Biden administration was.

Stand up for the "Harolds" in America.

Today is Memorial Day. Today we stand up for Harold.

CDC DIRECTOR ROBERT REDFIELD unleashes his inner storm trooper.

The Centers for Disease Control has both overstepped its bounds and displayed massive incompetence. It needs to be slapped down hard. President Trump must do it.

THE DEEP STATE: proceeding strictly 'by the book'.

MORE AND MORE LEFTIST ENCLAVES are prohibiting plastic bags for shopping. So why do they demand that garbage be put in plastic bags before depositing in the garbage can?

PLEASE ASK CALIFORNIA GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM "Why, exactly?"

To paraphrase Planned Parenthood: my money, my choice.

WUHAN FLU [CORONAVIRUS] UPDATE for May 24, 2020:

Back to same old, same old. The number of daily deaths is continuing its slow decline and the cumulative is bending, but not yet bent. Today approximately 650 died of coronavirus in the U.S. For a referent, in the last 24 hours approximately 7,200 died of all causes.

The estimated death rate is still decreasing, at 0.1055% tonight, and the estimated percentage of Americans not yet infected is still decreasing, at 71.889% today.

In Georgia, after reopening 2 weeks ago, coronavirus cases remain relatively stable.