FOX'S 'THE FIVE': Joy Behar is "preaching to a very stupid choir".

It's her base....

SEN. CORY BOOKER (D-NJ):

He is a pompous bully, a transparent phony, a tool and a fool of political correctness and identity politics squared. He is constitutionally incapable of faking sincerity on any matter he touches. He is a prosecutor in search of thoughtcrime.

In other words, a perfect Democrat presidential candidate....

IN CALIFORNIA, has backlash against liberal craziness finally begun?

California has always been the tip of the spear. Often the genesis of art, influence, ideas, style and entertainment, we also take the lead in ways that are less admirable with high state tax, high gas tax, high costs of living and housing, an out of control homeless problem in our urban areas, declining test scores in schools, increasingly inaccessible and cost-prohibitive health care, and many of our major cities often appear on lists of the least-livable cities in the U.S.

Yes, a backlash is beginning, but the real question is "Can it succeed?"

AT LEAST SHE WAS GOOD AT SOMETHING: Hillary was the best qualified loser in history.

IF WE CAN UNINSTALL FACEBOOK, why can't we uninstall Congress?

MICROSOFT JOINS THE CENSORS: They're fools if they believe anyone's going to pay attention to that twaddle. Of course, I'll be happy to follow the rules ... if I, and I alone, define 'inappropriate content;, 'offensive language', 'false', 'misleading', and 'harmful'. And they may not like my definitions....

I can play censor, too.

THE LEFT fails to take down Laura Ingraham. I'm pleased to announce that of the 15 companies that pulled ads from the Ingraham Angle, I've only patronized one. I will correct that error.

BTW, Arby's sells 'curly fries' with their meats. Try them; they're delicious.

IS THERE ANYTHING GLOBAL WARMING CAN'T DO? Frozen septic systems are emerging as an unexpected consequence of climate change in Minnesota.

TRUMP IS NOW more popular than Obama?

Why, yes. Yes he is.

FOOTIE PAJAMAS: Why millennial women want to date older men.

TOO BAD IT'S APRIL FOOL'S DAY: Elon Musk offers to buy and then delete Facebook.

HE HAD MARBLES? Sean Penn loses his marbles.

THIS SWORD HAS TWO EDGES: Environmental group has sued others, therefore it can be sued.

Punching back twice as hard....

HILLARY CLINTON CLAIMS no one ever told a male loser to shut up.

Oh?

NATIONAL REVIEW'S DEAD TREE EDITION (1 April) asks "What Is Man For?" The answer, it appears to me, is to produce more feminists.

GOOD NEWS! Hillary’s still talking!

Please, please Hillary—keep on making speeches. better still, please run again in 2020. I have a large popcorn futures position that I’m hoping to cash out and retire on. And besides, clearly you need the boost: I see Rutgers only paid you $25,000 for this speech, a 90 percent reduction in your pre-2016 rate. Which only goes to show what people thought they were paying for back then. But what are they paying for now?

And still running. She'll keep running, from the cemetary if necessary, until she wins.

ANSWER: ALL OF THEM. Question: "What kind of dumbass colleges don't want you?"

TRUMP'S FIRST YEAR: a 2.3% growth economy.

Despite a record $700 billion bank bailout, a $50 billion bailout of GM and Chrysler, and a $787 billion stimulus, the American economy shrank 2.8% in Obama's first year in the Oval Office.

Which do you prefer?

WHY PHARMACEUTICAL PRICES are so high.

ERIC HOLDER: Gerrymandering is bad - unless Democrats do it.