BARACK OBAMA: I'm the law. Obama is living proof that arrogance, narcissism, and hypocrisy should be impeachable offenses.

FIVE YEARS AGO -- today.

DON SURBER'S scoreboard:

Number 10 on the list.

LITTLE MARTIANS -- or perhaps little Lunar critters. The little solar-powered yard lights alongside the patio walkway have finally melted their way out of the snow (they were completely covered in the initial snowfall).

The camera flash unfortunately doesn't do them justice. Both are actually lit, and in the dark look like stubby candles floating in a pool of wax. Before the snow, both were the same height above the ground, but the soil is so wet that the one on the left has actually sunk down about an inch.

GLOBAL WARMING UPDATE: Governments must shift to cold preparation.

Heh. I remember, back in the early 70's, some 'experts' claiming that the Little Ice Age (1350-1850) was actually ameliorated by then anthropogenic global warming (e.g., wood stoves).

WHAT IRS SCANDAL? It's only a scandal when the IRS harasses politically favored groups.

WHAT IS CARBON DIOXIDE? The post is somewhat superficial, written at about the level of an average 6th-grader, but even that may be too erudite for the average leftist.

SIGNS OF LIFE: China's Jade Rabbit lunar rover may have survived the long lunar night.

UAVS FLY despite the FAA’s prohibition. This is the destiny of ObamaCare and the rest of Obama's 'mandate' society. Americans are an ornery lot, and when most of us just plain ignore the mandates of our so-called 'ruling class', enforcement is impossible.

KATIE PAVLICH: The Painful Irony of Michelle Obama's $12,000 Dress.

Is Michelle Obama trying to compete with Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton? If so, she failed; the Duchess has class -- and a $395 dress.

OBAMACARE? I prefer cash.

RELATED: A mandate for doctors to participate in ObamaCare in the offing?

It's interesting to note that the only ones in the medical community comfortable with ObamaCare are the bureaucrats.

FLORIDA LAWMAKERS take aim at backyard gun ranges. In Virginia, I could almost have a backyard (handgun) range, but I may be just a bit too close to one of my neighbors.

Plenty of room in the basement, though. It would probably be ear-shattering for anyone in the house, but perfectly legal.

HEH: Barack Obama celebrates Presidents' Day:

THE 'WRECKOVERY': five years later.

Are you wrecked yet?

VICTOR DAVIS HANSON: The 'Let's Save California Now!' acts. Rainbows and unicorns will be forever grateful.

HOW CAN THERE BE A CLOWN SHORTAGE with so many Democrats to choose from?

THE U.S. MIDDLE CLASS is being turned proletarian. Of course. The upper and lower classes can be controlled bought; one with subsidies; the other with favors.

Only an independent middle class cannot.

JOHN KERRY: a “weapon of mass destruction”. The rest of the PowerLine team piles on.

Kerry and the Obama administration remind me of an old joke from my days as a military contractor. A Prussian leader (Bismarck?) once divided military personnel into four categories: brilliant & industrious; brilliant & lazy; stupid & industrious; and stupid & lazy. The brilliant & industrious were to become his field generals; the brilliant & lazy, their staff. The stupid & lazy were kept as cannon fodder; the stupid & industrious kicked out.

Now we know from where the Obama administration came....

AIR FORCE can’t explain questionable details of Obama’s Tennessee visit.

But the White House can. Ask yourself who contributed more to the Obama campaign.

IT'S PRESIDENTS DAY: Honor them.

By executive order.