SIMPLE TRUTHS

Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

When a lady is pregnant, her friends touch the stomach and say "Congratulations". But none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated.

Heh.

THE NATION needs a new airline policy. If that 'new policy' includes less government regulation it's DBA (dead before arrival).

LASER DOME: Lockheed Martin lasers destroy incoming missiles.

"AFTER THE ELECTION" explains it all.

THE WAGES OF REDISTRIBUTION: Detroit Official Tells Obama 'Bail Us Out' for 2012 Win. Obama voters, if you didn't think this was coming, you're fools or worse.

WASHINGTON POST columnists Dana Milbank and Harold Meyerson prove yet again that when brains were handed out, they were chasing unicorns.

Let's take Milbank first. In today's column, he argues that Mitt Romney should jump back into the public square, to argue for purging the Republican party of those nasty conservative extremists. Never mind that he's gone back into the business world to try and help keep the economy afloat; after all, he's made enough money. Perhaps so, Mr. Milbank, but maybe he feels that creating new wealth is more important than redistributing old wealth.

Now for Meyerson, whose column suggests that (good) 'innovators' contributed primarily to Obama while (bad) 'financiers' contributed primarily to Romney. Uh, Mr. Meyerson, did it ever occur to you that IBM, Microsoft, Apple, and Google (your examples) might not be where they are today had the (bad) 'financiers' chosen not to fund them? Didn't think so....

FOOD STAMPS: a perk for 'paid government volunteers'. I suspect it's far more than AmeriCorps that is affected infected.

BOB COSTAS: the musings of a blow-dried brain.

BARACK OBAMA'S top priority has always been increasing the size and scope of government -- even if that means sacrificing the economy or the truth.

OBAMA TO FUTURE GENERATIONS: tough sh*t.

IT'S TIME to sacrifice the [Democrat] billionaires. When is the last time you heard Warren Buffett volunteer to give an extra few hundred million to the U.S. Treasury?

COLLEGE DEMANDS construction crew remove sexist ‘Men Working’ sign. The construction workers (and I hope there was a female among them) should have immediately put down their tools, left the construction site, and refused to return until the College issued a public apology.

[And demanded to be paid from the 'diversity' office's budget for their wasted time.]

THE DIFFERENCE between the Taliban and the Obama administration.

GLENN REYNOLDS: the GOP should give the Democrats what they want (suitably modified, of course).

IT ONLY TOOK Dana Milbank 4 years to figure out the blindingly obvious.

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

The fourth rule should be repealed....

AND SENIORS THOUGHT AARP was fighting for them....

LET'S TEACH fantasy, not facts: Hurricane Sandy a Result of 'Massive Theft of Atmospheric Commons'.

AMERICA'S CHOICE: learned helplessness or earned opportunity. Did I miss something, or didn't America vote for learned helplessness November 6?

BE CAREFUL what you ask for. You may get it.