AMERICA'S REAL NEWS OF RECORD: With Babylon Bee off Twitter, users forced to get fake news from CNN.

CNN immediately tried to capitalize on the influx of followers looking for good, comedic fake news by publishing an article on how Joe Biden is doing a great job and does not have dementia, a report on how World War III could have a negative effect on trans BIPOC representation in Netflix films, and an in-depth investigation into how many ice cream scoops Trump got as president.

Go, enjoy it all.