IN THEIR CONTINUING SEARCH FOR ANOTHER INSANITY TO LATCH ONTO: It's time to reconsider air conditioning for the sake of 'cooling justice'.

So build a log home (by hand) in the middle of a forest. Except for the fact that they require trees to build, they're inherently environmentally friendly. (I know; I live in one.)

Just be sure that you don't use any of those nasty carbon-emitting power tools in construction. And no roads or neighbors -- both promote those nasty heat islands.

Idiots. Thoughtless Brainless idiots.