WALKING ILLEGALLY: The dumbest time in American history.

With exceptions, of course. If you’re a liberal Hollywood type who needs to walk to your set to film, you’re exempt. If you’re homeless, you’re exempt. If you’re a crack addict walking the streets and stealing packages off of other people’s porches during this holiday season, you’re exempt. If you’re out on a nice day walking to fight the lockdown blues, you’re willfully defiant, apparently.

So go for an illegal walk. And give these dumbass government apparachiks their walking papers at the first (legal) opportunity.

We're leaving now....