Saturday, April 18, 2020

AMERICA'S NEWS OF RECORD is on a roll today:
Trump announces America's Grand Reopening sale.

The streets of Heaven are now paved with toilet paper.

Trump says 5 golden tickets to be hidden among the stimulus checks.

In another hilarious classic gaffe, Biden shouts, "Help me! I don't want to do this anymore!"
To be fair, that last one may be real.

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