THE MARIANA TRENCH ISN'T DEEP ENOUGH: How low can the Democrats sink? Here are the details.

Republican Senators Mike Lee [UT], Mitt Romney [UT], Rick Scott [FL], and Cory Gardner [CO] should immediately return from self-quarantine to the Senate, and if that isn't sufficient to give the few remaining sensible Democrats some spine, then Rand Paul [R-KY], the sole Senator who actually tested positive, should return.

Then quarantine the whole damned Congress, send them home without phones or internet connections, and get back to living.