THE LATEST PROGRESSIVE BIG IDEA: Abolish the police.

At first glance, this proposal makes no sense, but think for a moment. Without police, order, such as it would become, would be enforced by those with guns. Without police, the utterly stupid restrictions now hamstringing police officers would no longer apply and order would be restored (eventually) by those with guns.

If the progressive SJWs are lucky, those with guns will be the very ones whose weapons they're demanding be taken. If not, the thugs and criminals will have easy pickings....