LOOKING FORWARD TO A PROGRESSIVE THANKSGIVING: Nation's progressives give thanks that they have so much to be angry about this year. Among them:

- White people
- Pronouns
- Personal responsibility
- Satire that does not affirm their viewpoint
- Billionaires
- Old tweets
- 32-ounce sodas
- Plastic straws
- People who hold a steady job
- Appropriating other cultures
- Excluding other cultures
- Bush
- Obama
- Trump
- Babies
- Kanye West
- America

Satire but accurate.