THE LEFT HAND DOESN'T KNOW what the other Left hand is doing.

Massachusetts Democrat Elizabeth Warren – a 2020 presidential hopeful – released a plan to expand Social Security on Thursday by hiking payroll and investment income taxes on wealthier Americans. Oregon Democrat Sen. Ron Wyden released details on Thursday for his plan to increase capital-gains taxes, where he says he would use the revenue to boost the solvency of the program.

Based on last year's experience, I'm pretty sure I can't afford any more Social Security increases....