ONE SURE WAY to stop outrageous student demands: make them fill out the paperwork.

[W]ho needs courageous Deans to resist the PC idiots when you can just stop them with mind-dulling paperwork. And, as any academic can attest, university administrators excel at this task.

Still, it's immensely more satisfying (to me, at least) to simply boot them from the university. Preferably permanently, since they've shown no interest in becoming educated.