DELICIOUS: Arrogant New Yorker writer gets his head handed to him on a silver chicken platter.

Michelle Malkin weighs in as well:

Perhaps, in the interest of public health, the CDC should launch a weekly C-F-A-P [Chick-fil-A phobia] surveillance report to map the recurrence of this culturally infectious disease. Early-onset symptoms include fear of pressure-cooked poultry, allergic reaction to waffle potato fries and an irrational hatred of cow costumes. Anti-Christian prejudice and coastal elitism are common co-morbidities associated with this debilitating progressive condition.

Sans the arrogance and hubris, what remains of the author could be buried in a matchbox.