"I HAVEN’T BEEN WATCHING CNN, but folks on Facebook and Twitter say they seem disappointed that it wasn’t the MONSTER SUPERSTORM OF DEATH that they promised."

But, but ... We were promised a catastrophe. We bought popcorn. Those damned southern hick hillbillies disappointed us again by not living down to our expectations.

As someone who now lives in northern Georgia, I now have the honor of being one of those downtrodden hillbilly hicks.