Saturday, August 08, 2015

THE SCOREKEEPER: People now cannot eat cheese without government assistance.


"[T]he government forced the Kraft Heinz Company to recall 36,000 cases of Kraft Singles individually wrapped slices because three customers were too stupid to peel off the plastic, and choked. Ten other morons couldn't figure out how to get all the plastic off and complained."

"Meanwhile, McDonald's continues to have to warn customers that hot coffee is hot."

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