THE THREE STAGES OF CAT ADOPTION:

Stage 1: Wife says, "Oh, no, Midnight showed up for dinner again."

Stage 2: Wife says, "Oh, no, Midnight hasn't shown up for dinner."

Stage 3: Wife says, "Midnight, meet Dr. Morrow, your new veterinarian."

We're still at Stage 2, but I anticipate Stage 3 won't be long.