Under the 'punch back twice as hard' lawfare philosophy, the Children First Foundation should sue the state of New York for issuing the following 'patently offensive' personalized license plates:
NYS Association for Reduction, Reuse & Recycling - offensive to anyone who isn't at least a closet nanny-stater.Ready to punch back? Go for it.
BMW and Porsche car club - elitist; offensive to those who can't afford fancy cars.
Union Yes (3 plates) - offensive to the vast majority of nonunion workers.
All police and firefighter (15 plates) - offensive to criminals, thugs, and liberal protestors.
Colleges (22 plates) - elitist; offensive to non-college graduates.
All fraternities and sororities (8 plates) - mattress girl. Need I say more?
Conserve habitat - offensive to everyone who isn't an environmental Luddite.
NY Press - obvious.
Professional Engineer - a pet peeve ever since I earned my engineering doctorate. 'Registration' and 'professional' are not synonyms. You don't have to be an arrogant ass to be a PE, but experience has taught me that that's the way to bet.
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