DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS: Two heavily armed jihadis were dispatched by one Texas cop with a pistol.

Reading this, I was reminded of this very old Texas Ranger (the state law enforcement agency; not the baseball team) joke:

After several days of rioting in a small town in west Texas, the Mayor telegraphed the Governor asking that a company of Texas Rangers be sent to quell the riot. The next morning a single Ranger stepped off the daily train. Upset, the Mayor demanded to know where the rest of the company of Rangers were. To which the Ranger replied, "Well, you told us there was only one riot."

One riot, one Ranger. The finest of Texas tradition.