TWENTY-FIVE STATES have filed suit challenging the president’s immigration amnesty plan. Who shall rise to defend our chief executive? A goat farmer from Palatka, Fla.

According to the motion, President Obama’s plan to provide “deferred action” (which is basically amnesty) to over 4 million illegal aliens would be good for the farmer’s business because “persons from abroad are much more likely to want to buy a goat for special occasions or feast than long resident Americans.”

Read the rest, but put your coffee down and swallow first.