Monday, September 08, 2014

IT'S OKAY TO PUNCH BACK:
So I went to confession at St Mathias on Saturday evening before Mass and started with the usual… “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been 4 weeks since my last confession. Last night, I beat the crap out of an Obama supporter.”

The Priest responds, “My son, I’m here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”
From my email.

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