BREAKING NEWS:

The Coast Guard intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.

This placed the Coast Guard in an awkward position, as the boat was not heading to the US, but towards Mexico and Central America.

Another surprise finding was the people were white American retirement age seniors from Ellicott City and Middle River, Maryland.

They claimed that they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico as they wanted to return to the US as illegal immigrants.

Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate American retirees.

It is believed the Coast Guard gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey.

People from the Essex Senior Center are booking on the next boat out followed by Perry Hall, White Marsh, Kingsville, Belcamp, Havre de Grace and Bel Air senior centers. More are expected in the future, as the news gets around from center to center.

From my email.