THE SCOREKEEPER is too good to pass up today. Some keepers:

(#2) "Who would have predicted that Barack Obama's "Arab Spring" would turn into Muslims slaughtering Christians, Jews and other Muslims."

Anyone not of the Left.

(#20) "Oddly enough, being killed in your mother's womb is not torture."

The unborn would have a better chance if they were reclassified as pets, plants, or endangered species.

(#21) "Sadly, 9/11 has become $9.11."

It's all about the Benjamins.