SNOW DAY: Jonah Goldberg on D.C.'s aversion to bad weather. Best part:

I don’t run to the supermarket to buy canned goods and bottled water when the weatherman predicts snow. I run to the supermarket because I know everyone else is going to run to the supermarket. If you don’t get to the good stuff early, you’re going to be eating gluten-free egg noodles with unsalted butter for a week.

Read it all (and watch the video).