WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY, where everything is less:

• Phones - Wireless
• Cooking - Fireless
• Cars - Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires – Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes – Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings – Heartless
• Education – Valueless
• Children – Mannerless
• Country – Godless
• Congress - Clueless
• President - Worthless
• Americans - Speechless

From my email.