SMART KID:

I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"

She said "It's President's Day!" I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. She replied, President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

From my email.