NEXT UP: the ObamaCar.

And by the way, your current car does not meet ObamaCar standards. We are recalling all existing noncompliant cars (I know we said that if you liked your current car, you could keep it, but that just hasn't worked out. Sorry). Well, you wouldn't be allowed to drive it after this month anyway. If you don't buy an ObamaCar by March 31, 2014, the IRS will levy a fine on you. If you are unable to pay this fine, they will seize enough of your property to cover the fine. And by the way, this is just a cardboard mockup - the real ObamaCars won't be available to buy until 2015 (if things go well). On the other hand, if you were POOR, or an OPPRESSED MINORITY, you could have one of these babies, with all the mandatory "options", FOR FREE! Too bad, you are the wrong race. You might check the competition. Oh that's right, none of them seem to still be in business. We are anxious to see the first one of these completed at Government Motors in the People's City of Detroit, but we seem to be having some labor issues there. Something about their health insurance, I think.

But you needn't feel bad that your shiny new ObamaCar doesn't exist, since there's no coal to fuel the power plants that make the electricity to run it.