MICHAEL MOORE is an ass for proposing the Newtown crime scene photos be published. But it's not news that he's an ass. This is:

I suggest that, rather than releasing the pictures of slaughtered children ... he should release a naked photograph of himself.

Because, by his rationale ... a full view of his obese torso could motivate people to stop drugging themselves with copious amounts of food and might put an end to a fair amount of heart disease.

A mere photograph of him fully clothed is enough to make me rethink the cookie jar....