RANDOM THOUGHTS on lawn care from the retirement lane.

If grass is supposed to grow there, it won't; if it isn't, it will.

Weeds grow faster than grass.

Lawn seed should be sold in packages labeled '99.7% grass-free' since only the 0.3% will grow.

Grass grows taller in places inaccessible to a lawn mower.

More thoughts are sure to come as the growing season continues.