POLITICALLY CORRECT WEATHER FORECASTS: An environmental activist group now wants to compel every TV meteorologist to promote its global warming agenda.

As annoyed as I am with these environmental goofballs, I am more annoyed by the TV weather nannies. If it rains, 'take an umbrella' or 'wear your galoshes'. If it rains heavily, 'don't drive through standing water'. If it's cold, 'wear multiple layers'. If it's windy, 'there may be tornados'. If it's snowing, 'watch for ice on bridges'. If it's not 73 degrees, clear, calm, and sunny, 'don't drive unless you absolutely have to'.

It's reached the point where I don't listen to weather forecasts any more; I just look out the window. But then, I'm smarter than the average liberal.