LIBERAL FLACK FLAKE on jobs report:

Monthly report out tomorrow. Absent genuinely good news I will root for a measurement which looks bad. A moderately not awful number like +100K jobs will help to convince our overlords that there's nothing more to be done, but numbers like that keep us at 9%+ unemployment forever.

Translation to English: If the numbers are good, justified or not, I will use them to praise the Obamessiah. If they aren't good, justified or not, I will dig deeply to find something, anything, to scorn the Republicans.