YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT: liberals vs. conservatives.

Conservatives tend to think McDonald’s fries are #1, while liberals favor “bistro fries,” mostly because they like saying the word “bistro.” For the same reason, while conservatives prefer pastas like spaghetti, liberals prefer pastas that hardly anyone can pronounce, mostly because they think they sound smart pronouncing them.... [L]iberals live up to the “fruity” label, since they’re more likely than conservatives to eat fresh fruit every day.

What can I say? Bacon cheesburgers rock.