Saturday, April 02, 2011

RADIATION-FEARING Southern California hippies buy out sea kelp supplies. "Hippies have raided health stores in Southern California, buying out local health food stores' entire supplies of sea kelp, an aquatic vegetable whose iodine-rich properties help stave off the effects of radiation. Should the nuclear plume emanating from Japan's shores actually cross the Pacific to invade Los Angeles, these health foodies will be well prepared."

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