PESKY DOCTORS keep practicing in the wrong places.

The number of pediatricians increased by 51 percent from 1996 to 2006. The supply of family doctors grew by 35 percent over the same period. The population of children grew by only 9 percent during those years. So there are plenty of doctors for children, right? Oh, how wrong you would be! Turns out the doctors are simply selfish human beings who practice in the wrong areas, refusing to listen to government planners and academics who could tell them where the right areas are located.

Any perceived inequity is sufficient reason in the liberal's mind for more government control.