THE COFFEE PARTY should be renamed the “Sanka Party”: Coffee Party national convention rumored to have occurred over the weekend. Of course they had low attendance; Coffee Partiers can’t attend if they’re not paid (from the public till).

Legal Insurrection published a neat measure of the party’s importance (linked from Instapundit).

To soothe their wounded egos, maybe they could engage in some theraputic drumming.