WASHINGTON D.C. PUBLIC SCHOOLS are ranked 51st in a 50-state ranking of public schools and they rank 3rd from the top in per-pupil spending of the 50 states.

So what does the D.C. City Council choose to do? They’re launching a campaign against childhood obesity.

I guess it makes sense an a perverted sort of way. Graduates (assuming there are any) won’t be able to read; won’t be able to write; won’t be able to add or subtract – but their food stamps will last longer.