CASH FOR CAULKERS: President Obama proposed a new program Tuesday that would reimburse homeowners for energy-efficient appliances and insulation, up to $12,000.

Let’s see: New insulated windows? (check!) New insulated doors? (check!) New refrigerator? (check!) New kitchen stove? (check!) High efficiency air conditioner? (check!) Solar hot water heater? (check!) Wind turbine? (check!)

When can I pick up my check?