Things I’m thankful for• So far, the Large Hadron Collider hasn’t destroyed the universe.
• Burritos continue to be cheap and plentiful.
• Having completely squandered public support, the worst of the Democrats being in charge is already over.
• The sun continues to be a cheap and free source of heating and light with no signs of stopping.
• Thanks to Twitter, we no longer have to speculate what inane thoughts are going through a given celebrity’s head at this very moment.
• Due to Sarah Palin’s aerial patrols, wolf attacks are down 30%.
• Even bankrupted under massive debt and with a ninny as president, America is still like a million times better than any other country.
• Frank J's humor.
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