GERMANS MAY BE SLOW LEARNERS, but they are learning.

PAYPAL RECOMMITS TO SUICIDE: PayPal has reinstated its $2,500 fine for ‘misinformation.’

IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WEREN'T SO SAD: Fetterman’s lines were canned, but he couldn’t read the labels.

AMERICANS TO MAINSTREAM MEDIA: You suck.

It's interesting to note that Fox News did indeed debut in 1996....

LIZ CHENEY is a prime candidate for a straitjacket in a rubber room so she won't hurt herself.

FETTERMAN BLAMES THE CLOSED CAPTIONING SYSTEM on his disastrous debate performance.

It’s hard to even know where to start with an allegation so moronic. The big thing here is that Fetterman’s biggest problem last night was not whether he could read the questions or not, but rather the answers he delivered. He was clearly having serious mental processing issues in regard to verbalizing what he wanted to say. Closed captioning had absolutely nothing to do with that unless the suggestion is that Fetterman was supposed to be able to read off answers as well.

Well, we've known for years that the Democrats 'mental capacity' is not up to par. Just to name a few off the top of my head: Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, Cori Bush, Ilhan Omar, Mazie Hirono, Hank Johnson, Keith Ellison, Gavin Newsom, Raphael Warnock, and of course John Fetterman....

THE DAILY CHART(S): What border?

IT IS ABOUT TIME FOR AMERICA'S REGULATORY BODIES BE ISSUED 'CEASE AND DESIST' ORDERS: California entrepreneur who was fined $1000 for drawing informal maps without a license takes regulatory board to court.

HER PATH TO CONTINUING GRIFT IS OVER. Stacey Abrams knows she's toast.

Those canceled ad buys are being saved to fund her future lifestyle....

AMERICA'S 'MOST DANGEROUS' LAW? Illinois candidate warns of 'anarchy' after criminal justice overhaul.

I think it's fair to say it's already happening. Vigilantism is sure to come if this isn't stopped soon.

MICHAEL RAMIREZ: It's only unconstitutional if you get caught.

NO, IT ISN'T THE BABYLON BEE. Joe Biden's secret six.

They're good at snark but this is master level.

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A BETTER ORGANIZATION: The Republican National Committee sues Google.

THE LEFT ISN'T GETTING ITS WAY: Here come the tantrums.

DEMENTIA IS STRONG IN 'THE VIEW': Hosts panic over voter focus on economy.

JEFF GOLDSTEIN: The age of boutique authoritarianism.

MICHAEL SHELLENBERGER: The quiet desperation of woke fanatics.

If only they were quiet ... desperation I can handle.

WE CAN'T HAVE HIGH STANDARDS HERE: Professor fired from NYU after students complained that the class was too hard.

Read it all and follow the links.

VOLKSWAGEN DESERVES A MEDAL. After eco-freaks glued themselves to the showroom floor, Volkswagen did what every single company being protested by assholes should: they shut off the lights, turned off the heat, allowed anybody who wanted to leave to leave, and allowed nobody to come back in.

I may keep my Eos even though its government-mandated sensor systems stink.

RULES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME: Democrat mayor of Ann Arbor MI installs natural gas line in home after pushing city to phase out fossil fuels.

The last time I checked, natural gas is a fossil fuel.